A part 3 of the comedian's Before I Write A Book series.
Enjoy...
UNIBEN - 1999
When the posters came up on the hostel walls that there
was going to be a Talent hunt show coming up which was organised by Femi
Akinwunmi, I quickly registered for it as a rapper. The star price was a CD
player..my dream. I imagined being able to replace our old cassette player and
put on a CD like the rest of the boys.
I practised my lines and waited for d-day. 3 days to the
event, I woke up with fever and to find my body covered with little sores...I
had chicken pox. I used calamine lotion like my life depended on it, but they
only seemed to increase by the day.









